Free4All: Paranoid Bottoms

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August 6, 2019

Today's #Free4All had a bunch of ridiculousness, from texting our "number neighbor" (Alex got a picture response!) to 911 pizza delivery. But a tattoo-faced man from Louisiana took the cake.

William Bottoms Jr, henceforth called Bill Bottoms, made us laugh with his unfortunate last name. What he allegedly did isn't very funny, but still. Then, as we read on, we met his ex-girflriend. Laughter ensued.

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